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Thursday the 24th of April 2008

06:13:24 PM (75 days, 3h, 5min ago)

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The Badassiest Disney Badasses of all Time

10. Wart/King Arthur - I have love for this kid. Even though people were always picking on him, he turned out to be a really spectacular king of Camelot. He was just so totally adorable. And he was friends with Merlin and Archimedes, and, as far as I'm concerned, grew up to be Richard Harris. And nothing is more badassy than that.

9. Flotsam/Jetsam - Eels are vicious and scary.

8. Pocahontas - Duh. She can paint with wind. How many people can use an intangible object as their art medium? Approximately NONE. Plus, I mean, she saved John Smith from death, which is pretty badass, considering the fact that the WOMAN is usually the damsel in distress. But not Pocahontas. She can speak languages she's never heard before and has a tree for a grandmother. The broad is tough.

7. Shere Khan - WHAT A BABE. I wish I had Shere Khan following me around at all times just saying words in his smooth, coffee voice. And he is so cool and fierce (until they tie fire to his tail, but that's understandable) and waits patiently for his prey. He would just raise an eyebrow and flick out a claw and Kaa would just do whatever Sherey said, despite the fact that he had powers of hypnosis. Because Shere Khan was just THAT powerful.

6. Robin Hood - Robin Hood is a fox. And he would steal from the rich and give to the poor, which is honourable, I would say. Plus, I mean, King John was sure to be known as John the Worst, and everyone knows his people forced him to sign the Magna Carta and give up his Divine Right of Kings, so obviously he was a weenie and deserved to be robbed. And Robin Hood was skilled with a bow and arrow. I'm a sucker for good archers.

5. Aladdin/Shang- They go together because they are strong men with no nips. They are athletic and have street smarts and, eventually, no parents. Aladdin goes from being a street rat to being heir to the throne of...Iran? Saudi Arabia? I can never remember. And Shang can carry both his and Mulan's water bucket thingies. PLUS Aladdin is Steve from Full House and Shang turns into Donny Osmond when he sings. OMG SO HOTT.

4. Jafar/Scar - I put them together because they are very similar. They both have beards that are so...twisted, and they are both inexplicably British. And they both have that calm evilness going on...it's real nice. Of course, they are different in their own badassy way. Scar sings that fantastic song, and Jafar turns into an all-powerful genie. But their villain-nosity is essentially to kill and take power. But they're also somehow very endearing. It's probably the British thing.

3. Basil of Baker Street - Well, aside from being a total hottie (for a mouse, at least), he's super intelligent and has incomparable powers of deduction and backwards reasoning. He totally figures out Ratigan's evil plan and TURNS THE TABLES. THEN HE KILLS HIM. PWN! He is also physically fit, which makes him a superhero. Intelligence + strength = awesome!

2. Mulan - Gurl please. She pretty much single-handedly SAVED CHINA. CHINA! And she cut her hair with a sword and even though she saw her reflection and didn't know who she was inside she still managed to be swift as a coursing river with all the force of a great typhoon with all the strength of a raging fire mysterious as the dark side of THE MOOOON! SHE WAS A MAN, EVEN THOUGH SHE WASN'T. Ahh, so FYRCE!

1. Mufasa - DO I EVEN NEED TO SAY IT? He was so sagacious and proud, and he was SUCH A GOOD LION KING and was only killed because he was saving his stupid weenie son. And he could make those hyenas wet themselves practically with a single roar. But he lives in you. He lives in me. He is the freaking man (figuratively, obviously). PLUS HIS VOICE IS SO GORGEOUS. And his mane was very well-kempt, which is, of course, a plus.

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Posted by » fariha:

"I'm a sucker for good archers."

Stay away from family members, Heather. That's weird.

I love King Arthur! I need to add "The Sword in the Stone" to my favorite movies.

Sunday the 27th of April 2008 @ 03:35:29 AM (72 days, 17h, 43min ago)