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The Sexiest Man Who (N)Ever Lived
Made Entirely of Fictional Characters and Various Other People I Do Not Actually Know
By Heather

EDIT: I alphabetized them. Yay OCD!

• Aladdin
• Antonio Banderas (His accent is so lovely.)
• Benji Schwimmer
• Bert (from Mary Poppins, not Sesame Street)
• Captain Hook
• Caractacus Potts
• Cosmo Brown
  
• Dave the Laugh
• Don Lockwood
• Fred Weasely
• Jack Sparrow
• Jafar
• James Earl Jones
• James Marsden
  
• Jimmy Dugan
• J.M. Barrie
• Justo Lamas
  
• Ken (as in Barbie and...)
• King Arthur (from no particular book or movie, but just from history)
  
• Lieutenant James Fletcher
• Lucius Malfoy
• Mufasa
• Patrick Swayze from Dirty Dancing
• Peter Pan
• Prince Eric
  
• Rick Blaine
• Robin Hood (British fox!)
• Santa Claus
• Scar (from The Lion King, not any other movie that uses the generic villain name)
• Shang from Mulan
  
• Seaweed J. Stubbs
• Seb Mantegna
• Sirius Black
• Steve from Full House (Yeah, that's right.)
• Steve Irwin
• The Grinch (cartoon version in the book, not Jim Carrey in the movie)
• That Deaf Guy From Bratz
• Westley (Farm Boy)
• Yossarian
  

And I'm sure more will be added as they pop into my head and I am unable to comprehend the foolishness that allowed me to leave them off this very important list.

Edit: I desire to have a tiny rant.
So as a general policy, I do my best to not say anything about someone behind their back that I would not say to their face. (That sentence was possibly grammatically unsound, but you know what I mean.) However, I am willing to bend this policy when someone else talks about me first. And there is someone that is slowly beginning to piss me off. Ahem. So if I annoy you so much, you are free to stop spending time with me, and I will likewise not spend time with you, as I am quite sick about hearing your complaints about my character. Also, don't talk crap about my friends, because I will take their side even if I agree with what you are saying. Because I really hate people who do that. And I would rather not be friends with someone that's just going to go tell everyone that they are sick of doing crud with me.
P.S. Don't call me and ask who it is. I won't tell. And most of you probably know anyway.

I find the Grinch oddly attractive.
And a lot of Harry Potter characters.
Not Draco or Harry though.
Sirius, Fred, and George are foxes.
And Lupin even.

...and Ron.

I hope that edit wasn't directed at me! Wahahaha.

The Grinch is attractive because his heart grew three sizes, and the cartoon version is narrated by Boris Karloff, who died on my birthday.
How can you just eschew Tom Felton? I thought it was luurve.

You knows who I am talking about.

Heater, it's over.
Love the Lunch Lady.

PHEW! I was getting sick of that relationship.

Lieutenant James Fletcher!!!

You knowit.

Obviously. I am glad he is a lieutenant again, as that increases his Sexiness Factor (SF).

Yeah. It was pretty depressing when he got kicked out of the Navy.

And also when he was a bit of a man-whore.

It hasn't been love since middle school.


I hate everyone from Full House.

But he is the voice of Aladdin! +40 SF!

Pokey.

But I knows him.

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